Drunk Beachgoer Opens Pop-up Stand Featuring "The Greatest Invention In The History Of This Planet"

A new pop-up stand was seen down at Jetti Beach where a drunken beachgoer was seen selling the “Beer-O-Phone,” a device he invented after drinking 10 spiked lemonades.

“The Beer-O-Phone is the next big thing in tech!” insisted the man overconfidently as he placed one plastic cup up to his ear and talked into another plastic cup (the mouthpiece) of the device. The “sound wire”, in the man’s words, is made up of flexi straws that were used from the drinks.

“This is a recycled phone from my trash,” said the beachgoer, “welcome to the 21st century morons!”, he then yelled to a man using a regular cellphone as he attempted to shoo off a Piping Plover that perched atop one of his models.

When asked how it actually works to call someone, the man looked down at a Beer-O-Phone, paused and said “easy, you just…ah…put the cup up to your ear like I just demonstrated!” and then chucked his own cellphone into the ocean saying “don’t need this thing anymore!”

The drunken beachgoer excused himself to make a call on his Beer-O-Phone before sitting down in a folding chair behind the stand immediately flipping over into the sand.