Casino Chip Souvenir From Vegas Nice Reminder Of Man's $78 Trillion Loss At Blackjack

Gerry McCrum brought home a single souvenir casino chip from his week in Vegas after losing more than $78 trillion million dollars during an 11-minute stint at a blackjack table.

“I may have lost $78 trillion...million but what I do have is this casino chip to remember my pursuits in Vegas with,” said Gerry optimistically as his home was towed by loan sharks from its very foundation with him sitting on the porch.

“Little do the casinos know I still have one chip left in my back pocket that I can return to the city with to beat the odds and turn my life around again,” continued Gerry as he became entranced by the casino chip like Frodo Baggins in The Lord Of The Rings.

Once the home with Gerry on the porch arrived back in Vegas, he was seen trying his hand at poker where he lost another $70 million trillion in half a millisecond.