Complimentary Chip Appetizer Hightails It Out Of Restaurant Once Server Tells Party "Free Refills"

A complementary chip appetizer hailed a cab immediately after a server announced to a party of 20 that there were “free refills” on the chip and dip duo.

“The server may have well said ‘anything goes!’ as they pretty much opened Pandora’s box right before our very eyes without consulting us—the chips,” said the platter as it made its way to a yellow taxi cab. “We would’ve been crushed immediately with no chance of escape had we stayed. It was practically open season!”

The chip and dip duo then hopped into the backseat of the cab, before leaning forward in the seat grabbing the driver by his shirt collar whispering “you listen here and you listen good, drive like the wind!!!”