Clownfish On Snorkeling Route Sick And Tired Of Putting On Show

Stripes the Clownfish is “sick and tired of this bullshit” as he stuck his clown nose on for the 17th time Saturday for the local snorkeling tours that visit his reef.

“I get zero breaks. What the boss wants goes, unfortunately,” said Stripes as he looked in a mirror and rambled on about how he should have gotten into accounting instead of show biz.

“I get tips, but what the fuck am I gonna do with a $1 down here? It’s crap,” said Stripes as he took the buck anyway and stashed it under a conch shell.