Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos Prepped By Your Buddy Jeff

Try tonight’s late night menu special - the Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos prepped by our master nacho enthusiast himself - your buddy Jeff!

There’s a catch - these will not be made at our bar, instead Jeff is just going to go home with you. Around 2:00 a.m. after a good amount of canned beers, Jeff will say “it’s nacho time!”

Jeff will then jump into action and haphazardly pour a bag of tortilla chips onto a flimsy paper plate. Next, he’ll rummage in the fridge for 15-20 seconds grabbing every type of cheese in the crisper drawer and proceed to dump all of it onto the chips.

Jeff will then place the nachos in the microwave and hit the “popcorn” button because “chips and popcorn are practically the same thing.”

After about 10 seconds, Jeff will wander off, completely forget about the nachos and head to bed on your couch.

This gives the nachos the chance to age in the microwave over night until the cheese forges into one with the paper plate and tortilla chips - creating the truly one-of-a-kind nacho plate you can’t find anywhere else.

Enjoy!