"What Did They Grease The Grass?" Says Golfer Who Just Can't Hit The Ball

A golfer accused staff at the country club of greasing up the grass on the golf course with a “greasy substance like movie theater butter perhaps!” the golfer said after he continuously missed the ball off the tee before slip-sliding into the ground.

The golfer then appeared to become more exaggerated purposely slipping and sliding around the greens to back up his accusation saying “wow see! How can I hit the ball in these conditions!” Although it was plain obvious to other golfers nothing was amiss as they all hit their balls off the tee with no incident.

The golfer picked up his ball and placed it in the hole saying “You know I’ll just give myself a hole-in-one on account of this BS.”