Turkey Sittin' Around Town Just Itchin' To Get In A Scrap

Saturday morning a turkey just itchin’ to get into a fight was seen parked uptown on a picket fence. He’s refused to move for about 3 hours now and residents have been warned to steer clear as he is in fact donning a pair of nunchucks.

A goldendoodle was seen barking at the turkey attempting to get it off the fence when the turkey began jiggling the nunchucks before a woman quickly ran and retrieved the dog before all hell broke loose.

Animal control weighed in by posting a photo on social media saying “turkeys are in fact known to be aggressive at times for no reason, please give the turkey its space and under no circumstance should you attempt to feed it, talk to it, or fight it."

Unfortunately, the owner of the car shop where the turkey is parked out front, didn’t see animal control’s post online and attempted beeping at the turkey from a SUV saying “get the fuck off my fence!” before the turkey jumped on the hood of the car and nunchucked the fender off.